Showing posts with label deck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label deck. Show all posts

Saturday, October 31, 2009

JC's Deck


Just about every day for the past year and a half now, I've been walking almost a mile to my brother JC's house. It's good exercise for me and if I get rained out, or for some other reason can't make it, I feel like something important is missing from my daily routine.


When I arrive, usually around 1:30 in the afternoon, JC is either sitting at the patio table on his deck reading a book or inside playing with one of his computers. We almost always end up out on the deck sitting under the awning out of the sun and sometimes, out of the rain. Even though my voice is getting weaker, and JC's hearing isn't too good, we still manage to have some good conversations.


We sit and sip cheap wine, (his white, mine red,) and talk about computers, or movies, or fishing, or old times, but since we're on opposite sides of the political spectrum, seldom politics. Arguing about politics is too much work, anyway. Talking about religion is fine, since we both believe that organized religion is responsible for most of the problems in the world today, and that the so called “holy” books, rites, ceremonies and sacraments were invented and created by man, not by any of the many mythical gods.


When we run out of subjects to talk about, we become nature observers, watching Hummingbirds, Bluejays, Crows and spiders. We spent one afternoon watching a female orb weaver spider literally kicking a horny male repeatedly out of her web. Finally after a dozen attempts she let him quickly mate with her and then promptly kicked him out again. We captured mealy bugs and dropped them onto her web to watch her dart over and wrap them up for later. One day we watched a bunch of tiny, newly hatched baby spiders sending out almost invisible strands into the breeze and then launching themselves from their nursery out into the world. Another time JC was showing me the last Blueberry on his potted plant. “I think I'll pick it before the birds get it,” he said. As we were looking at it, a Bluejay swooped down, grabbed the berry and flew off.


JC built planters on the outside edge of his deck, and shelves to hold potted flowers and plants. In the summer the deck is surrounded by Columbines, Hostas, Petunias, Blueberry plants and pretty flowers that neither of us can name.


The weight of all the planters and pots came dangerously close to collapsing the deck and sending it, and most likely us, on a merry trip down the hill and into the trees. We had noticed the gap between the deck and the trailer getting wider and when JC checked underneath he discovered that in many places the supports were large tree branches and rotted lumber, all leaning downhill. Needless to say he replaced everything underneath with pressure treated wood, and fastened the deck itself to the side of the trailer with turnbuckles. He also replaced most of the decking with new boards and of course, after a few failed attempts, installed the awning.


Recently, for lack of anything else to do, we've been keeping track of how many times we have to go inside and pee. It's become a competition and we even talked about putting up one of those pool hall gizmos with sliding disks on a wire to keep score. A lot of times he says he has to go check on one of the movies that he's constantly copying on his computer, so now to keep him honest when I have to go, I say, “ I have to go check my movie!”


We're starting to recognize the sounds of the cars that come up the steep road to his neighborhood. “Here comes Andy!” I'll say. Going to see his girlfriend!”

“Yep,” JC will say.

“That sounds like Howard's pickup!” JC will say, “Looks like he's been out crabbing!”

“Yep.” I'll say.

“There goes Mary! There goes Andy!”

“Yep. Yep.”


As you can see, we're easily entertained.





Thursday, April 09, 2009

JC's Awning

After our first Three Stooges attempt at installing an RV awning on the side of JC's mobile home, we sat back, sipped a little wine and slowly came up with several new plans of attack.
Then lo and behold one day when I walked up for my daily visit, there it was in all its glory!
JC had won the battle single handed!
Since then we've spent many enjoyable hours sitting on his deck protected from the rain and sometimes even the sun!

Monday, September 08, 2008

How (not) to install an awning


Several months ago while we were sitting out on J.C.'s deck, sipping our glasses of wine, he mentioned that he had looked into the patio awnings advertised on TV, but that they were really spendy. I told him that every now and then I'd seen used ones for sale and that I'd keep my eyes open for one.

Sure enough, several weeks later, a used 16 foot RV awning was listed on our local cable TV “wheel,” so Carol dialed the number and found out that it was just a few houses away from our place. We called J.C. and when he arrived we walked down the road to look at it.

The awning was neatly stored on a rack in the owners garage, and he showed us the large motor home that it had been removed from, to be replaced by a newer motorized model. The awning was in really good shape and looked almost like new. We thanked the older gentleman for his time and J.C. said he'd think about it, and let him know.

A week or so later J.C. called and said that he was going to go ahead and get the awning, so he and I drove down, tied it on the kayak racks on top of our pickup and delivered it to the“project pile” in his carport. On the bottom of the pile is the roll of carpet we were going to put in his bedroom but never got around to it, next is a layer of stepping stones that will go in front of his barbecue some day, and then some 2X6 shelves for the green house. The awning sat proudly on top.

Every afternoon we sat out on the deck, sipping wine and planning how to make an RV awning work on the side of a mobile home. The seller had generously included some installation instructions but they seemed confusing, so after much consideration, planning and sipping we decided to play it by ear. J.C. had to order some mounting hardware for it on the Internet so we had plenty of time to sip and plan. It turned out that it wasn't enough.

Last Saturday J.C. called and asked if I'd come up and help him hang the awning. His son Kelly had a day off so he thought the three of us could put it up in no time. I walked the mile and a half to his house, (which I've been doing lately to get some exercise) and saw when I arrived that he'd installed a mounting board under the eaves, had the awning uprights attached and propped up on sawhorses, and the rail drilled and ready. “If you and Kelly hold it in place by the uprights I'll put the screws in the rail and we should be in business!”After a little fumbling and bumbling we got things in position and J.C. used his screw gun to fasten it in place with deck screws.

“Well, that worked out OK,” I said,” Lets see if it unrolls!” We tugged and pulled but nothing happened.

“I think there's a release on that end!”J.C. said, so I stood on a ladder and flipped a likely looking lever. My end of the awning began to open. “Aha! So I guess to roll it back up you flip it back like this! Owww!” The awning snapped back with three of my fingers caught under the upright.

“Are you OK?” J.C. asked.

“Id be better if I could get my *^#% fingers out of here!” I answered.

“Flip the lever!” Kelly yelled. Eventually, after tugging, pulling, cussing and flipping we got my squashed, but undamaged, fingers free.

We held another planning session and decided to have Kelly pull on the strap hanging from the center while J.C. and I walked the uprights out as far as we could. When we unrolled it as far as it would go, which wasn't nearly as far as we had hoped, I raised the locking bar on my side and started to tighten the knob when everything went to hell. I heard Kelly yell, “I can't hold it!” J.C. somehow had climbed up on the deck rail and was trying to fall down or do a River Dance, I wasn't sure which. I started to try and help Kelly when my end collapsed and soon we were immersed in retracting awning, flying locking bars, and a lot of cussing and yelling. I stood amazed as I watched the awning, still dragging Kelly, clear the table of tools and glasses of ice water, and speedily roll itself up until it hung up on the porch light. J.C. was still doing the River Dance on the 2X6 deck railing, but he was quickly winding down.

While Kelly picked up the tools and cleaned up the broken glass and ice cubes, we surveyed the damage. Probably because we had extended the awning out too far, both locking bars had come apart and somehow fallen out of the uprights and there was no way to put them back without taking everything down and starting over.

We decided to go back to sipping and planning for a while.